{"id":1897,"date":"2014-11-05T10:34:48","date_gmt":"2014-11-05T17:34:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/libraryshenanigans.wordpress.com\/?p=1897"},"modified":"2026-02-11T23:19:21","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T23:19:21","slug":"funny-library-play-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/2014\/11\/05\/funny-library-play-for-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"funny library play for kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancaws-elwitt.com\/sears.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1898\" src=\"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/files\/2014\/11\/sears_sm.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"sears_SM\" width=\"300\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/files\/2014\/11\/sears_sm.jpg 660w, https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/files\/2014\/11\/sears_sm-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/files\/2014\/11\/sears_sm-624x374.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>&#8220;Bobby Lucelee: A Very Silly Play for Kids&#8221; is available in PDF format <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancaws-elwitt.com\/Bobby_Lucelee.html\">here<\/a> from author, playwright, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancaws-elwitt.com\/cartoons.html\">cartoonist<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancaws-elwitt.com\/home.html\">Jonathan Caws-Elwitt<\/a>. It calls for six actors and is, indeed, quite silly.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sample dialog:<\/p>\n<p><strong>BARRY: Who&#8217;s Bobby Lucelee?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>LIBRARIAN A-M: Well, duh, that&#8217;s what we&#8217;re all trying to find out!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>LIBRARIAN N-Z: Psst . . . librarians aren&#8217;t supposed to say &#8220;duh&#8221;.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>(Librarian A-M shushes Librarian N-Z.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>LIBRARIAN N-Z (To the audience): Who can think of some ways to find out who Bobby Lucelee is?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>(Ad lib as audience members make suggestions.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>BARRY (To Librarians): Where are the books on stamp collecting? I need to get started on my homework.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>CHRIS: Stamp collecting? I thought the assignment was on Italian cooking.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>LIBRARIAN A-M: I thought it was on Bobby Lucelee.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>TERRY, CHRIS, BARRY: Shh!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Jonathan Caws-Elwitt, and I hope anyone who performs the play will send a video to Library Shenanigans!<\/p>\n<p>(p.s., I know the cartoon illustration has nothing to do with libraries or the play, but I loved it so much I couldn&#8217;t resist using it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Bobby Lucelee: A Very Silly Play for Kids&#8221; is available in PDF format here from author, playwright, and cartoonist Jonathan Caws-Elwitt. It calls for six actors and is, indeed, quite silly. &nbsp; Sample dialog: BARRY: Who&#8217;s Bobby Lucelee? LIBRARIAN A-M: Well, duh, that&#8217;s what we&#8217;re all trying to find out! LIBRARIAN N-Z: Psst . . 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