{"id":3646,"date":"2010-09-07T14:44:41","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T14:44:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/libraryshenanigans.wordpress.com\/?p=885"},"modified":"2026-02-11T23:21:51","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T23:21:51","slug":"librarians-do-not-react-to-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/2010\/09\/07\/librarians-do-not-react-to-farts\/","title":{"rendered":"Librarians do not react to farts."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=O3ejlkzDCuc\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-886\" title=\"sorude\" src=\"http:\/\/jessyrandall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/sorude.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"120\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>Kid takes his fart machine to the library. Notice that the librarians are unfailingly professional at all times; they don&#8217;t react at all. Some of the patrons react, but politely. It&#8217;s a triumph of the human spirit, really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kid takes his fart machine to the library. Notice that the librarians are unfailingly professional at all times; they don&#8217;t react at all. Some of the patrons react, but politely. It&#8217;s a triumph of the human spirit, really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":413,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shenanigans"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3q4oW-WO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/413"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4136,"href":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3646\/revisions\/4136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/ccspecialcollections\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}