{"id":5074,"date":"2023-03-15T18:43:32","date_gmt":"2023-03-16T00:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/socc\/?p=5074"},"modified":"2023-03-20T20:15:02","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T02:15:02","slug":"a-playlist-for-getting-over-a-yeast-infection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.coloradocollege.edu\/socc\/2023\/03\/15\/a-playlist-for-getting-over-a-yeast-infection\/","title":{"rendered":"A Playlist For Getting Over A Yeast Infection"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

By SB<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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UNBOTHERED \u2013 SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because\u2013 you are! Well, I bet you actually are very bothered and that is fair enough. So let’s just acknowledge what it is you\u2019re going through. \u201cShe wet like a whale,\u201d maybe wasn\u2019t written about the imbalance in your vagina\u2019s PH but it could be! Too much moisture down there\u2026 some would even say, \u201cwetter than Davy Jones\u2019 locker.\u201d In conclusion, you might be suffering right now, but try to remember you\u2019ve got \u201ctoo much sauce\u201d to be bothered by a lil yeast-y. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

GET GONE \u2013 FIONA APPLE<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHow many times do I have to say get gone.\u201d Enough said. I know right now you\u2019re asking yourself, \u201cAm I gonna heal from this?\u201d But the answer is yes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

HELMET \u2013 STEVE LACY<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThis ain\u2019t gon\u2019 last me forever.\u201d Yes, this entire song can be sung to that little devil living between your thighs. Just lean down there and sing\/scream, \u201cyou just gotta let me go as I\u2019m tryna let go of you.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

PLAN B \u2013 MEGAN THE STALLION<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On the note of getting a little yell in, this is the Bad Bitch anthem you need right now. \u201cLadies, love yourself cuz this shit can get ugly.\u201d Similar to Helmet, \u201cI ain\u2019t planned to be stuck with ya\u201d can be sung straight to your burning coochie as you are reminded you\u2019re \u201cstill that bitch.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

BUCKETS OF RAIN \u2013 BOB DYLAN<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Right now, you\u2019ve got \u201cbuckets of rain<\/em>, buckets of tears,\u201d I\u2019m sure. And look\u2013 if you\u2019re feeling like \u201clife is sad, life is a bust,\u201d don’t worry, \u201cif you want me, honey baby, I\u2019ll be here.\u201d (I being this playlist.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ETERNAL \u2013 CHANCE THE RAPPER<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Strictly because \u201cside chics can\u2019t take out splinters,\u201d but main hoes get over yeast infections.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

NO ADVANCE \u2013 21 SAVAGE<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Speaking of main hoes\u2026 if you\u2019ve found yourself in this position, you might\u2019ve been getting pounded a little too rough and a little too often\u2013 but there’s no shame in it! This song will let you remember the glory days while you\u2019re in recovery. Just let it wash over you as you repair and prep yourself to get back in the ring. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Check out the playlist on spotify<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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