Tutt Library received an exciting new acquisition today, the “Ark of the Covenant,”
Christian Judeo-Christian relic worthy of research by Top Men. Who? Top Men. Here’s a video of the new acquisition being stored in the Special Collections vault.
We are sorry to inform researchers, however, that pipe smoking is against Special Collections policy. Even top men will be asked not to smoke in the reading room.
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“CHRISTIAN” religious relic? Obviously a hoax. Christian, indeed! Moses would be rolling in his grave.
Good point! I’ve emended.