Hi, my name is Melville Dewey! Nice to meet you, how you doing? This is surprisingly catchy and funny. New Hanover County Public Library, Wilmington, North Carolina, 2009. Make sure to watch the excellent dance moves at the end. Other library song videos made by library staff or library school students include Libraries Will Survive and I Want to Be a Librarian. And of course there are plenty of videos made by students or other patrons, like Library Thriller or the excellent Library Girl.

New Hanover County Public Library, Wilmington, North Carolina, 2010. This “croquet tournament” is more like miniature golf, with “holes” in various departments of the library. Thanks, David Weinstock!

The New York Public library invited Tillman, the skateboarding dog, to skate in its main branch in support of public libraries. Turns out his favorite books are Clifford the Big Red Dog and Voltaire’s Candide. Thanks, Ruth Hughes and Karen Nipps!

April Fool’s Day 2010 programming at the Johnson County Library in Overland Park, Kansas. The unicorns are magical animals that are great listeners. Thanks, Emily Lloyd!

In spring 2010, a Colorado College art class met in the library to discuss incongruity. In advance of the class session, the professors (with the help of library staff) placed a drum set into the Special Collections archives area. The class then met outside the cage and discussed the jarring effects of the incongruity (or something like that — I wasn’t actually there). Thanks, Steve Lawson and Amy Brooks!

I just heard from a friend that the library at Indiana University is sinking because the architects forgot to plan for the weight of the books. Aarrrrrggghhhhh. No, it isn’t, and no, they didn’t, and no, it’s not true at any other library either. This urban myth has been around since at least the late 1970s. Here’s the Snopes page about it. Such a persistent rumor should qualify as a library shenanigan, I think.

Sherman, a drummer in a rock band, loses his sense of rhythm after falling asleep in a metronome factory. Now he works in a library. But look at the way he’s stamping those books! He DOES have rhythm! From the “Dude, We’re Getting the Band Back Together” episode of Phineas and Ferb on the Disney Channel, first aired in 2009. Thanks, Deborah Leslie and Christian Dupont.

Library ad spoofing recent Old Spice ads. Harold B. Lee Library, Brigham Young University. Did you know that eight of five dentists say that studying in the library is six bajillion times more effective than studying in your shower? Thanks, Lynne Thomas!

Choreographed dance performance at the Seattle Public Library, July 1, 2010. To the tune of Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance with Somebody.” Thanks, Daryll Stevens!

Jon Stewart made fun of the idea of the master’s degree in archives management on The Daily Show on November 11, 2009. David Kay, M.L.S., responded with a song to the tune of Monty Python’s “Lumberjack Song.” I like the line “It might seem very funny that we’re a professional trade, ha ha!” The full lyrics appear in The Metropolitan Archivist, Vol. 16, No. 2, Summer 2010. Thanks, David Kay.

Addition: singalong version at youtube.

UPDATE July 2012: WoodyGuth3’s “The Ballad of David Kay, MLS” describes another shenanigan perpetrated by the same guy: “Based on a true story from an ALA-accredited library school. At the time, David Kay, MLS was president of the Queens College Library and Information Studies Student Association (qcLISSA) and helped lead a student protest with direct action against the University’s OCT (Office of Converging Technologies) when library proxies were broken and students were unable to do their homework and access library materials remotely and offsite. Forty-eight hours later, after leading seven students to confront the Director of OCT in his office, the broken proxy service was replaced, and word quickly spread that “qcLISSA fought the OCT and the OCT finally lost!” Students even celebrated with cake and punch! Recorded by WoodyGuth3 in May 2012 for Brooklyn Blowback TV.” Thanks, David Kay!